- Harmon Tedesco: I just had a brainstorm. What if we kill the professor? If your teacher dies, they have to give you all 'A's. It's the law.
- Harmon Tedesco: That is how I find out raw eggs work as well as any sexual lubricant, men.
- [shrugging with a smug grin]
- Harmon Tedesco: It was a happy accident.