- Peter Griffin: Hold on Lois, this is some serious parenting. I'm going to go put on my Cosby sweater.
- Meg Griffin: Punch yourself in the face.
- [Stewie whimpers in fear]
- Meg Griffin: Punch yourself in the face!
- [still whimpering, Stewie meekly punches his cheek]
- Meg Griffin: All right, he doesn't know what he's doing. You, fatso, punch your baby in the fa...
- Peter Griffin: [punching Stewie] I did good, Meg?
- Meg Griffin: Shut up.
- Peter Griffin: [to himself as she leaves] I did good. I did good.
- Peter Griffin: It wasn't me! Stewie was really laying into Meg about something.
- Chris Griffin: Yeah it was Stewie!
- Lois Griffin: Defiantly Stewie.
- Stewie Griffin: Oh! So now everybody understands me?