- Magneto: [to Scarlet Witch] Well, if you're going to give me those big puppy dog eyes, what can I do?
- Quicksilver: Why not just paper-train her?
- Quicksilver: Dad's got another super-villain scheme going on with Dr. Doom.
- Scarlet Witch: He just can't get it through his helmet. We don't want to go into the family business.
- Quicksilver: I'd rather go into the world of competitive ice skating.
- Scarlet Witch: Oh, that would really chafe Dad's metal.
- Iron Man: [Reptil has hit Hulk in the face with a banana-cream pie] Hey, hey! That is not what the Stark Industries Kirby inspired High-Tech missile launcher was designed for.
- Magneto: Hold it right there, young lady. You're not going out dressed like that!
- Scarlet Witch: But dad, it's my costume!
- Abomination: [Abomination's shoelaces are tied together] How'd that happen? I don't even wear shoes.
- Scarlet Witch: That's why it's called a probability hex, genius.