- Blackbeard: What are you doin'?
- Stede Bonnet: I-I'm just looting this library, but I'm replacing all the books I've looted with ones I've already read.
- Blackbeard: Yeah, that's... that's not how looting works, mate.
- Stede Bonnet: The upper crust, they strike with cutting remarks disguised as politeness.
- Blackbeard: That's fucking diabolical.
- Stede Bonnet: Maybe a witty anecdote? Something funny that might've happened to you at some point?
- Blackbeard: Oh, there was one time I was gouging an eye out of this lad's skull, and, uh...
- Stede Bonnet: I'm gonna stop you there. It's not really the, uh, crowd for skull talk.