Posing as a movie director, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.Posing as a movie director, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.Posing as a movie director, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.
- Awards
- 11 wins & 13 nominations
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaFarah Khan said she chose Sanjay Dutt as the narrator because she wanted a voice people could recognize in their sleep.
- Quotes
Tabrez Mirza Khan: I am Tees Maar Khan! I am Tees Maar Khan!
Gang: BOSS! POLICE!
Tabrez Mirza Khan: Oops! I'm not Tees Maar Khan, I swear to God I'm not Tees Maar Khan...!
- Crazy creditsFarah Khan's Trademark: The whole cast and crew appears as part of credits during the end.
- ConnectionsEdited from De Dana Dan (2009)
- SoundtracksTees Maar Khan
Written by Shirish Kunder
Composed by Shirish Kunder
Performed by Sonu Nigam
Courtesy of Super Cassettes Industries Limited (T-Series)
Featured review
Crap
What a pathetic attempt at movie making?
I knew before hand what to expect of a Farah Khan product. But this one surpasses my expectation. And not in a good way.
Nothing about the movie is funny or sensible. The spoofs and the humor do not click. This movie is just plain pathetic low budget flick.
The good part about this movie being low budget is that the marketing and song attraction will definitely generate enough footfalls to recover the distributor's , producer's and investor's money
The problem with this pathetic movie is that it gets way to predictable and boring. You are never excited to know what's in the next frame or next scene. In fact, you cannot wait for the movie to get over with.
I believe that's the worst failure of any movie. If you're neither excited about the 'What's next' nor are you 'enjoying the moment' - that's when the movie fails.
The songs are good - but again - what a waste!
The only thing that is worth watching are: a) Sheela ki lachakti kamar b) Akshaye Khanna is sort of funny c) The first fake shoot scene of a bank robbery with a Vitiligo man pretending to be a Gora
I wish these directors would stop dumping such non-nonsensical farce on the Indian audience. But in order for that to happen we should stop visiting the cinema halls and stop patronizing movies from these non-sense production houses.
I knew before hand what to expect of a Farah Khan product. But this one surpasses my expectation. And not in a good way.
Nothing about the movie is funny or sensible. The spoofs and the humor do not click. This movie is just plain pathetic low budget flick.
The good part about this movie being low budget is that the marketing and song attraction will definitely generate enough footfalls to recover the distributor's , producer's and investor's money
The problem with this pathetic movie is that it gets way to predictable and boring. You are never excited to know what's in the next frame or next scene. In fact, you cannot wait for the movie to get over with.
I believe that's the worst failure of any movie. If you're neither excited about the 'What's next' nor are you 'enjoying the moment' - that's when the movie fails.
The songs are good - but again - what a waste!
The only thing that is worth watching are: a) Sheela ki lachakti kamar b) Akshaye Khanna is sort of funny c) The first fake shoot scene of a bank robbery with a Vitiligo man pretending to be a Gora
I wish these directors would stop dumping such non-nonsensical farce on the Indian audience. But in order for that to happen we should stop visiting the cinema halls and stop patronizing movies from these non-sense production houses.
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- Dec 25, 2010
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Box office
- Budget
- $4,200,000 (estimated)
- Gross US & Canada
- $1,076,443
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $539,793
- Dec 26, 2010
- Gross worldwide
- $13,681,934
- Runtime2 hours 15 minutes
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 2.35 : 1
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