- Amy Wheeler: Do you cook, Dad?
- Ken Boyd: I made lasagna once.
- Amy Wheeler: Yeah?
- Ruth Boyd: It was pretty good.
- Ken Boyd: Really?
- Ruth Boyd: Don't make me lie twice, Ken.
- Sheriff Walt Fuller: What are you doing?
- Deputy Ernie Dobkins: I thought we were doing puns.
- Sheriff Walt Fuller: No... Why would we we be doing puns?
- Ronald Howell: [Quasi-religious robotic monotone] Lord, please send someone to aid this precious child and steer her down a righteous path Amen.
- Sheriff Walt Fuller: We're gonna find the bastard. We're gonna find him, gonna tear his skin off. Make him wear his own skin.
- Sheriff Walt Fuller: If we dumped all of our leads into a bucket, and then dunked your head in, you wouldn't drown.