- Hank Venture: You're gay, right?
- The Alchemist: Yeah!
- Hank Venture: What's it looked like? I mean, is it real or is it all Frankenstein?
- The Alchemist: Hank?
- Hank Venture: Your dingus! Does it look real?
- The Alchemist: What is Kid-Crazy talking about?
- Jefferson Twilight: He thinks you're transgender.
- The Alchemist: Hank, it looks real because it IS real! I'm gay, it doesn't mean I was born a woman! I have a regular dingus, as you say.
- Jefferson Twilight: Hank, aren't you just a little ashamed of your ignorance?
- The Alchemist: Like just a little?
- Hank Venture: Yeah, constantly!
- Dean Venture: Can I pet your pussy?
- Triana Orpheus: [holding a cat] There is no irony in that, is there?