Love Like You've Never Been Hurt (2009)

Burleigh Smith: Edward

Quotes 

• Edwina : I've actually been joking with all my friends about tonight.

  Edward : Yeah, well it's certainly amused both of mine. All of mine.

• Edward : The trouble with first dates though is that people are always on their best behaviour. So you never really know what the other person's like.

  Edwina : Is that such a bad thing?

• Edwina : Is she attractive?

  Edward : What?

  Edwina : Do you want to fuck her?

  Edward : Yeah, yeah, I do because she's the most obnoxious woman I've ever met, she's more than twice my age and she looks like a primate.

  Edwina : Well you do have a history of dating ugly women.

• Edward : I don't need you to make plans for me. If I wanted to be bossed around, I'd just move back in with my mother.

• Edwina : I've had enough. It's not worth it.

  Edward : But you can't break up with me. It's not on your list.

• Edward : I thought we agreed we weren't going to buy that.

  Edwina : Yeah, well it's not like it matters anymore.