- Michael Scott: Okay, everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control...
- Dwight Schrute: Impulsivity and inattention to detail.
- Michael Scott: Hey, hey. I have opened a box, which should not have been opened...
- Dwight Schrute: Terrible mistake.
- Michael Scott: And distributed things which should not have been distributed.
- Dwight Schrute: Undistributable.
- Pam Beesly: Well, maybe we can put the box back together.
- Dwight Schrute: Impossible. He opened it like an ape.
- Oscar Martinez: I think we can do it.
- Michael Scott: Well, that's not the David Wallace that I remember. That is some sort of weird creature that lives in David Wallace's house.