The Jimmy Dean Show (TV Series)
Episode #1.21 (1964)
Jimmy Dean: Self - Host
Quotes
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Self - Host : Now then, you've got to save Lassie.
Rowlf the Dog : I've gotta save Lassie.
Self - Host : Run to her!
[Rowlf runs on the spot]
Rowlf the Dog : I gotta run.
Self - Host : Run! Yeah. Faster!
Rowlf the Dog : [running on the spot faster] Faster!
Self - Host : Faster!
Rowlf the Dog : [running on the spot even faster] Faster!
Self - Host : And now you've come to the river.
Rowlf the Dog : I've come to the river.
[He makes a diving motion]
Self - Host : And now you gotta fight the current. And you're swimming.
Rowlf the Dog : I'm swimming. Here's a backstroke.
[Jimmy laughs]
Rowlf the Dog : Like Esther Williams. Here's a dog paddle.
Self - Host : Alright, wait, wait, wait. You're on the other side.
Rowlf the Dog : I'm on the other side.
Self - Host : Now run!
Rowlf the Dog : I got water in my ear.
[Jimmy laughs]
Rowlf the Dog : Okay, now I'm running again.
Self - Host : Now you're running again. Now you're going faster. Lickety-split!
Rowlf the Dog : I'm lickety-split!
[He stops]
Self - Host : What's the matter?
Rowlf the Dog : I think I just split my lickety.
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Self - Host : Now, Lassie sees the villain about to blow up the bridge.
Rowlf the Dog : What bridge? Now he tells me after I practically drowned in a crummy river!