Just Go with It (2011)

Nick Swardson: Eddie

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• Danny Maccabee : I need you to swim to Uncle Eddie. If you get to him without touching the bottom, we'll give you a dolphin cookie.

  Maggie : Is that what your grandpa gave you?

  Danny Maccabee : No, grandpa gave us something he'd call a Heineken.

  Michael : I want one of those.

  Danny Maccabee : No. Stick with the dolphin cookie.

  Eddie : Yeah, they hurt less when they get thrown at your head. God, he was a sick man.

• Eddie : What are you doing later?

  Kirsten Brant : Oh, ah, I'm actually dating anybody else right now.

• Eddie : Katherine, I can't go. Okay?

  Katherine : Why?

  Eddie : Because I texted a picture of my new equipment to my ex-girlfriend.

  Katherine : Oh, you're disgusting.

  Eddie : And I forgot she's engaged to a UFC fighter. He wants to punch me in the face.

  Katherine : I wanna punch you in the face.

• Katherine : [as they watch bikini-clad Palmer dive into the water]  She really wears that bikini well.

  Eddie : Yeah... you know what she'd wear well? A dental floss and a pirate hat.

• Eddie : I would create a fake family for that.