Just Go with It (2011)
Jennifer Aniston: Katherine
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Quotes
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Devlin Adams : So, where's Danny?
Katherine : [pause] Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.
Devlin Adams : Come again?
Katherine : I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.
Devlin Adams : Why?
Katherine : Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.
Devlin Adams : Really?
Katherine : So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.
Devlin Adams : Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.
Katherine : He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
Devlin Adams : [pause] Ian and I are breaking up.
Katherine : What? What happened?
Devlin Adams : Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him
Ian Maxtone Jones : [with a group of sailors] That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.
Katherine : Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.
Devlin Adams : I've seen him do that with the soap.
Katherine : Oh! What about the iPod?
Devlin Adams : He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.
Katherine : [laughs] Oh God! So what?
Devlin Adams : Well, this is different?
Katherine : Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?
Devlin Adams : I don't know.
[They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]
Danny : Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?
Devlin Adams : I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.
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Katherine : [about Ian] Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, a little bit of the red flag.
Devlin Adams : I've seen him do that with the soap.
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Palmer : You have kids?
Katherine : Huh? Hmmm?
Palmer : You have children?
Danny Maccabee : We have, sort of, a little bit of children right?
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Katherine : I'm just happy to hear that his thing-a-ding can still ring-a-ding.
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Katherine : [Opening up a package of oddly constructed breast implants in the clinic] What are these?
Delivery Guy : "Boobie bags." The women, they stick them in the flat chesties, and... make them big.
Katherine : [Holding up one of the bags] These are not the "boobie bags" that I ordered. What is that? It's like a... like a syrup dispenser at an IHOP. I don't know what that is.
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Maggie : [British accent] Hello, Dr. Danny. How are you today?
Danny Maccabee : What's with the accent?
Katherine : She's been working on some accents.
Maggie : I'll be taking acting classes and become the next Miley Cyrus. Yes, I am.
Danny Maccabee : How about you there, do you like Hannah Montana?
Michael : No, I'm more into Californication.
Katherine : When do you ever watch Californication?
Maggie : Rose lets us watch Showtime when she calls her boyfriend.
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Palmer : I can't wait to Twitter this to all my friends.
Katherine : Oh, I forgot, you're 15.
[Danny accidentally kicks Palmer with the intention of kicking Katherine]
Palmer : Ouch! Did you just kick me?
Danny Maccabee : No I did not. Did you just kick her? Why did you kick her?
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Danny Maccabee : Where does the name Devlin come from?
Katherine : She was an old sorority sister from college. She was my friend, yet I hated her.
Danny Maccabee : A frenemy.
Katherine : Anyway, I got tired to them saying "I have to take a crap" and "I have to take a dump". So I told them it was called a Devlin. And they liked it. And it stuck.
