WWE Smackdown! (TV Series)

Nowhere To Run (2000)

Kurt Angle: Kurt Angle

Quotes 

• Kurt Angle : First of all, Mick, I just want to say that you're doing a really super job as WWF commissioner. It's true, you are. You're eloquent, fair-minded, and you're a really great dresser, too. With that in mind, since we're talking about main-event matches, I think the only main-event match that makes any sense at all is me versus Triple H. Now, Triple H might complain that his "ribs are too sore" or he doesn't "feel very well". Well, that's just tough, because the fact of the matter is, this match needs to take place tonight. Not just for me, but for my hometown fans.

  [the crowd begins an "Angle" chant] 

  Kurt Angle : Because let's face it, this town has nothing going for it right now.

  [the cheers turn to boos] 

  Kurt Angle : And that is true. The Steelers are a disgrace, the Pirates are an embarrassment, and the Pens... well, actually, the Pens aren't too bad, but nobody cares about hockey. So, Mick, I'm the only thing left in these people's lives. Many of them, whom are out on bail just to see me, deserve nothing less, and that is true.

  Commissioner Mick Foley : Kurt, uh, that's really nice of you to come out here, but I don't know if you've realized it, but Chris Benoit and I were just in the middle of a very pleasant conversation.

  Kurt Angle : Chris Benoit? Hey, don't get me started on this guy. Not only did he blow another chance at a title shot last Monday night, but he committed something far worse than that. He physically attacked Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and you do not do that! That is Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. That is the owner's daughter. It's true. That is Vince McMahon's only daughter. I mean, it's bad enough that Austin is back, but do you want Vince McMahon back, as well? I don't think so. And, Mick, not only that, but Stephanie is my friend, and you do not do that to my friends. So, Mick, not only should Chris Benoit not have another title shot, but he should be fined and suspended! And that is true!

  Chris Benoit : Now, hold on a second. You gonna listen to this clown?

  Kurt Angle : Clown? You're calling me a clown? Me, a clown?

  [Mick physically gets in between the two of them] 

  Kurt Angle : Aren't you supposed to be the best damn wrestler in the business? Well, where are your gold medals? That's right, you don't have any. Mick, don't listen to this guy. Give these people something to live for. Give them my match right here tonight.

  Commissioner Mick Foley : Kurt, as your commissioner, I can kind of sense what you want. You want a piece of Triple H, don't you?

  [pointing at Benoit] 

  Commissioner Mick Foley : And you want a piece of The Rock tonight. To tell you the truth, I don't see why we can't grant both wishes and make both of you two very happy.

  Kurt Angle : Mick, like I said before, you are a really great commissioner. Thank you.

  Commissioner Mick Foley : Thank you very much, Kurt, because tonight, you will team up with Chris Benoit to take on the tag team of The Rock and Triple H, right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!