Shining Time Station (TV Series)

A Dog's Life (1991)

George Carlin: Mr. Conductor

Quotes 

• Dan Jones : You look like you stepped in a mud-puddle, Mr. Conductor.

  Mr. Conductor : It was more like the mud-puddle stepped on me.

• Stacy Jones : Well, that's amazing, Mr. Conductor; I didn't know you understood Dog.

  Mr. Conductor : Of course I do. I can speak every language from Elephant to Parakeet. But you have to be careful with parakeets. They like to bend the truth just to make what they say rhyme.

• [last lines] 

  Mr. Conductor : [after triggering the burglar-alarm so Schemer would run off and shutting it off again]  Oh, yes. Nothing like a little peace and quiet, after a hard day's work.