- Glove: [the clown car explodes, distracting Captain Confusion] Looks like the half-time show is over.
- Eric Bennett: Say, aren't you Wellington Forsby, the smartest kid in school?
- J.D. Bennett: Second-smartest kid?
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: [of Wellington] A nice kid, but weird.
- Meg Bennett: Well, I think he's cute.
- [her brothers stare]
- Meg Bennett: In a nerdy sorta way.
- Mechanic: The Trilithium Crystal. And it's all ours, ours, ours!
- Dr. Scarab: It's all mine, mine, mine! When did you become my partner?
- Dr. Scarab: [leaving the museum he robbed] Well, I think I've absorbed enough culture for one evening.
- [chuckles]
- Mechanic: [laughs] ... What's culture?
- Mammal Master: It is I - uh, me, Mammal Master. Faster than a speeding chipmunk, more powerful than a wombat, able to control all mammals.
- Glove: [aiming] Control *this*, fuzzhead.
- Dr. Scarab: [waiting at the museum] I hope they remember to be quiet...
- [CRASH]
- Dr. Scarab: Well, you can't have everything.
- Madame-O: You know, darling, diamonds are a girl's best friend. Especially this girl.
- Dr. Scarab: Soon you will have all the "friends" you want, Madame-O.
- Glove: It's a kid!
- Chopper: Yeah, and a wimpy one at that.
- Wellington Forsby: Ha. Well, I may be a wimp but *you*'re a failure.
- Dr. Scarab: Me? Failure? I dunno the meaning of the word.
- Wellington Forsby: Then you're a *stupid* failure.
- Wellington Forsby: Gimme one good reason why I should assist you.
- Dr. Scarab: Better than that, I'll give you one *very* good reason. Klunk?
- Robot Librarian: Do you want the books or the advanced televisions?
- J.D. Bennett: The books, please. There's no substitute for the real thing.