Better Off Ted (TV Series)

Mess of a Salesman (2010)

Jay Harrington: Ted Crisp

Quotes 

• Veronica : I'm getting an award! Every year the Veridian Charitable Foundation honours someone who's been outstanding and this year they've chosen me.

  Linda Zwordling : For what?

  Veronica : For being outstanding!

  Linda Zwordling : For being outstanding at what?

  Veronica : [pause]  *I'm* getting an award!

  Ted Crisp : You realize as an honouree you're gonna have to raise a bunch of money for the foundation?

  Veronica : I know, that's the part I'm dreading. Linda, you do it for me. Huh, that wasn't so bad!

  Linda Zwordling : Before I agree to do something I have no choice in, do you even know which charity Veridian's giving the money too?

  Veronica : [pause]  *I'm getting at award!*

• Ted Crisp : Hey, I know you guys - do not name that corpse because he's going back!