Dragon Age: Origins (2009 Video Game)

Corinne Kempa: Leliana

Quotes 

• Leliana : Zevran, I saw you looking at the girl in town earlier.

  Zevran Arainai : My dear Leliana, which girl? I saw many, and I watched them all.

  Leliana : You know, the one with the... with the shoes.

  Zevran Arainai : The shoes? Yes, good reference.

  Leliana : Well, she also had blonde curls, worn in a long braid.

  Zevran Arainai : A braid...? Ah, that one! Yes, I remember her.

  Leliana : So what did you think? You seemed quite enthralled.

  Zevran Arainai : Well, she was... quite marvelous, except for the butter face.

  Leliana : The butter what?

  Zevran Arainai : Butter face. Everything's marvelous but her face.

  Leliana : You're a bad man.

• Leliana : I am a woman and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!

• Oghren : They tell you what to wear in the Chantry?

  Leliana : You have robes and such that you must wear.

  Oghren : And uh, so. Robes. What else?

  Leliana : Well... sometimes there are vestments and ceremonial garments...

  Oghren : Right. Right. And... and then?

  Leliana : Why are you so interested in this?

  Oghren : Oh sod it. Under the robes: pants? No pants?

  Leliana : What?

  Oghren : Stop stalling. Naked or not?

  Leliana : What difference does it make?

  Oghren : All right. Stonewall me. I'll find out one way or the other.

  Leliana : Uh, right. Good luck with that.

• Leliana : Yes...? Something you need?

  Player : Can you teach me to be a bard?

  Leliana : Hmm... There's an idea. I've watched you and I do think you'd find some of my skills quite easy to pick up. Let's just go over there, away from the others. For safety, yes? I expect there shall be daggers flying about willy-nilly for a time.

• Leliana : So, you and Alistair...

  Player : Why that impish look?

  Leliana : You and Alistair. Together, looking contented. You even have a... glow about you. So shameless.

  Player : I'm not glowing.

  Leliana : Of course you aren't! Leliana's just seeing things again, isn't she? So, how is Alistair...?

  Player : He looks fine to me.

  Leliana : You know what I mean. Alistair and you... those long nights. He must be quite delightful... you wouldn't be so happy otherwise, I think. He's athletic; that's always nice. He is also good at following instructions, isn't he?

  Player : Yes. Sometimes he has brilliant ideas of his own, too.

  Leliana : Ooh. Fascinating. The little templar is all grown up and apparently he... ahem... plays well with others.

  Alistair : What are you giggling about? W-what is she giggling about?

  Player : Uh... darkspawn.

  Alistair : Right. Yes, you're giggling about darkspawn. So funny, them darkspawns!

• Alistair : So... you're female, Leliana, right?

  Leliana : I am? That's news. When did that happen?

  Alistair : I just wanted some advice. What should I do if... if I think a woman is special and...

  Leliana : You want to woo her? Here's a good tip: You shouldn't question her about her female-ness.

  Alistair : All right. Yes, good point.

  Leliana : Why do you ask? Are you afraid things will not proceed naturally?

  Alistair : Why would they? Especially when I do things like ask women if they're female.

  Leliana : It adds to your charm, Alistair. You are a little awkward. It is endearing.

  Alistair : So I should be awkward? Didn't you just say not to do things like that?

  Leliana : Just be yourself. You do know how to do that, don't you?

  Alistair : All right, forget I asked.