Dragon Age: Origins (2009 Video Game)
Steve Valentine: Alistair
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Quotes
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Oghren : Yep, lotta tension around here
Alistair : You think so? Do you?
Oghren : Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair : I hesitate to wonder
Oghren : I polish the 'ol weapon
[chuckles]
Alistair : Really?
Oghren : Yep. Give it a good shine with a dry rag. Then with a little grease
Alistair : That's disgusting!
Oghren : You're telling me you never gave your blade the 'ol spit shine?
Alistair : I think that's private
Oghren : Really?
[chuckles]
Oghren : Sodding Chantry and its rules. I like to do it right out in the open
Alistair : Where people can SEE you?
Oghren : Yep!
Alistair : Wait... What are you talking about?
Oghren : What are YOU talking about?
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Alistair : [Offering a rose to a female Warden] Here, look at this. Do you know what this is?
Player : Your new weapon of choice?
Alistair : Yes, that's right. Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!
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Morrigan : Ah, so you have finally decided to rejoin us, have you? Falling on your blade in grief seemed like too much trouble, I take it?
Alistair : Is my being upset so hard to understand? Have you never lost someone important to you? Just what would you do if your mother died?
Morrigan : Before or after I stopped laughing?
Alistair : Right... very creepy. Forget I asked.
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Zevran Arainai : Might I offer you a bit of advice, my good friend Alistair?
Alistair : I like my hair the way it is, thank you.
Zevran Arainai : Truly? As you wish, though my advice is regarding something else completely. It has to do with your recent... exertions with your fellow Grey Warden that I overheard.
Alistair : My... oh.
Zevran Arainai : It did seem as if you just got going when all grew quiet. You are feeling alright, yes? Perhaps you are tired.
Alistair : We aren't talking about this, are we? Did I hit my head?
Zevran Arainai : I have some roots from home that you may chew if you need energy. As for volume, perhaps you ought to try arching your...
Alistair : Whoa, whoa! Awkward!
Zevran Arainai : You Fereldens are so finicky! How will you ever learn to pleasure each other unless you talk about it?
Alistair : Not listening! La la-la la la!
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Zevran Arainai : Has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear?
Morrigan : Again with the flattery! Do you not tire from these pointless exercises?
Zevran Arainai : In Antiva, women are accustomed to being showered with the praise they deserve. Men should worship you at their feet as you pass!
Morrigan : They don't find that incredibly annoying?
Zevran Arainai : They are goddesses receiving their subjects, just as you should be. Whatever would be annoying about that?
Morrigan : I have no wish to be placed upon a pedestal!
Zevran Arainai : But you deserve no less! You should be admired by painters, copied by sculptors, exalted by poets. Surely you know yours is a beauty so exotic, it-it would turn the eye of the Maker himself!
Morrigan : Well, I suppose I...
Zevran Arainai : And there we go! I think you owe me five silvers, yes?
Alistair : Maker's breath! You were right. You win, I guess.
Zevran Arainai : Thank you, ser. I expect payment forthwith.
Morrigan : I hate you all!
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Alistair : Were you really locked up in that cage for twenty days?
Sten : It may have been more like thirty. I stopped counting after a while.
Alistair : What did you do? Twenty days is a long time.
Sten : On good days, I posed riddles to passers-by, offering treasures for the correct answers.
Alistair : Really?
Sten : No.
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Morrigan : Have a care where your eyes linger, Alistair.
Alistair : Yes well, don't worry. It's not what you think.
Morrigan : I see.
Alistair : I was looking at your nose.
Morrigan : And what is it about my nose that captivates you so?
Alistair : I was just thinking that it looks exactly like your mother's.
Morrigan : I hate you so much!
Alistair : Hmm? What?
Morrigan : Never mind!
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[the Warden is about to undergo the Joining ritual]
Duncan : We speak only a few words prior to the Joining. But these words have been said since the first. Alistair, if you would?
Alistair : Join us, brothers and sisters. Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant. Join us as we carry the duty that cannot be forsworn. And should you perish, know that your sacrifice will not be forgotten... and that one day, we shall join you.
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Alistair : Before us stands the might of the darkspawn horde. Gaze upon them now, but fear them not! This man beside me is a native of Ferelden, risen to the ranks of the Grey Wardens. He is proof that glory is within reach of us all. He has survived, despite the odds. And without him, none of us would be here. Today we save Denerim. Today we avenge the death of my brother, King Cailan! But most of all, today we show the Grey Wardens that we remember and honor their sacrifice! For Ferelden! FOR THE GREY WARDENS!
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Leliana : So, you and Alistair...
Player : Why that impish look?
Leliana : You and Alistair. Together, looking contented. You even have a... glow about you. So shameless.
Player : I'm not glowing.
Leliana : Of course you aren't! Leliana's just seeing things again, isn't she? So, how is Alistair...?
Player : He looks fine to me.
Leliana : You know what I mean. Alistair and you... those long nights. He must be quite delightful... you wouldn't be so happy otherwise, I think. He's athletic; that's always nice. He is also good at following instructions, isn't he?
Player : Yes. Sometimes he has brilliant ideas of his own, too.
Leliana : Ooh. Fascinating. The little templar is all grown up and apparently he... ahem... plays well with others.
Alistair : What are you giggling about? W-what is she giggling about?
Player : Uh... darkspawn.
Alistair : Right. Yes, you're giggling about darkspawn. So funny, them darkspawns!
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Alistair : Somebody's been drinking.
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Alistair : So... you're female, Leliana, right?
Leliana : I am? That's news. When did that happen?
Alistair : I just wanted some advice. What should I do if... if I think a woman is special and...
Leliana : You want to woo her? Here's a good tip: You shouldn't question her about her female-ness.
Alistair : All right. Yes, good point.
Leliana : Why do you ask? Are you afraid things will not proceed naturally?
Alistair : Why would they? Especially when I do things like ask women if they're female.
Leliana : It adds to your charm, Alistair. You are a little awkward. It is endearing.
Alistair : So I should be awkward? Didn't you just say not to do things like that?
Leliana : Just be yourself. You do know how to do that, don't you?
Alistair : All right, forget I asked.
