Dragon Age: Origins (2009 Video Game)

Steve Blum: Oghren, First Enchanter Irving, Gorim

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• Oghren : Yep, lotta tension around here

  Alistair : You think so? Do you?

  Oghren : Know what I do to relieve tension?

  Alistair : I hesitate to wonder

  Oghren : I polish the 'ol weapon

  [chuckles] 

  Alistair : Really?

  Oghren : Yep. Give it a good shine with a dry rag. Then with a little grease

  Alistair : That's disgusting!

  Oghren : You're telling me you never gave your blade the 'ol spit shine?

  Alistair : I think that's private

  Oghren : Really?

  [chuckles] 

  Oghren : Sodding Chantry and its rules. I like to do it right out in the open

  Alistair : Where people can SEE you?

  Oghren : Yep!

  Alistair : Wait... What are you talking about?

  Oghren : What are YOU talking about?

• Wynne : Why do you occasionally refer to Alistair as "a little pike twirler"?

  Oghren : Why? Has the little pike twirler taken offense?

  Wynne : It's just a curious description.

  Oghren : Curious? Heh, nah it's entirely true. What, you haven't seen him twirling his pike? Goes at it when he thinks no ones watching, knocks about in the trees like there's no tomorrow. Caught him just the other day, blushed all the way down to his navel, then couldn't find his shirt. I swear he's gonna hurt himself one of these days, the way he works that thing.

  Wynne : I don't want to hear this anymore do I?

  Oghren : I keep telling him pike's are for sticking things at long range, aye? Horses and such. Not for twirling like a sissy girl.

  Wynne : Wait, you're talking about an actual pike? Like a spear?

  Oghren : Obviously. What else would I be talking about?

• Oghren : They tell you what to wear in the Chantry?

  Leliana : You have robes and such that you must wear.

  Oghren : And uh, so. Robes. What else?

  Leliana : Well... sometimes there are vestments and ceremonial garments...

  Oghren : Right. Right. And... and then?

  Leliana : Why are you so interested in this?

  Oghren : Oh sod it. Under the robes: pants? No pants?

  Leliana : What?

  Oghren : Stop stalling. Naked or not?

  Leliana : What difference does it make?

  Oghren : All right. Stonewall me. I'll find out one way or the other.

  Leliana : Uh, right. Good luck with that.

• Oghren : [when leaving Orzammar for the first time]  Give me a moment.

  Player : Is everything all right?

  Oghren : Of course everything's all right! Psht! Just give me one sodding moment. By the Stone, I feel like I'm about to fall off the world with all that sky up there.

  Player : Is it that strange to you?

  Oghren : Strange? Ha. Strange is your wife turning out to prefer the ladies. Not living in a world without a bleeding ceiling.

• Oghren : You saw it! Tell that thing to give it back!

  Player : Oh, are you having "Oghren Time" again?

  Oghren : Only if by "Oghren Time" you mean... yes. But that dog ruined it when he stole my pants. But I'll show him. I don't need my pants, anyway.

  Player : Oghren, you're wearing your pants.

• Morrigan : That's a most offensive odor!

  Oghren : And you're looking at me?

  Morrigan : Should I be looking elsewhere? Have you forgotten about the fish you stored in your backpack, perhaps?

  Oghren : I was saving it. Won't be ready for the lye for at least another day.

  Morrigan : Even the Chasind did not have such disgusting habits, and they consumed the flesh of the dead.

  Oghren : Fine, fine. I'll soak it in the lye now. Have it your way, Miss Squeamish.

  Morrigan : That's not what I... no, never mind. Just... get it over with. Quickly.

• Oghren : Let's show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.

• Oghren : Shave my back and call me an elf! Branka? By the Stone, I barely recognized you!