NCIS (TV Series)
Power Down (2009)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [to Gibbs] We found this in storage. We just need to find a brontosaurus who knows how to use it.
[Gibbs make a copy with the equipment]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss, that was very impressive. McGee, did you get that?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Book him, Dann-ozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nice "Hawaii Five-O" reference there, boss.
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Ziva David : [stuck in an elevator] Besides, things could be a lot worse.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah, how's that?
Ziva David : Well, we could be stuck here with Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [through the elevator door] I heard that. I find it very interesting that the two of you *left* together late last night.
Ziva David : Just ignore him. He's like an annoying bug. Eventually, he'll just go away.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ziva, it's been five years. Trust me, he's not going anywhere.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [McGee and Ziva are stuck in an elevator] So the chain reaction knocked out power in half the district. PEPCO says they'll have it back online soon.
Ziva David : Cannot happen soon enough. I'm sure Gibbs is feeling right at home.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well you don't need electricity to use handtools or drink a bottle of bourbon.
[DiNozzo starts to chuckle]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : ...He's right behind you, isn't he?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [realizes] Yes, he is.
[to Gibbs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss, you know, there's nothing wrong with the occasional cocktail.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : So how are we going to run fingerprints through AFIS?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Or facial recognition software?
[to McGee]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What is that?
Ziva David : Or access our photos on our digital cameras?
[Gibbs hands them equipment]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ahh
[DiNozzo grunts. To McGee]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Want to switch?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Lieutenant Emma Paxton.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : According to her record, which I found in the annex misfiled in a box with a rat trap stuck to it, she works for AFE.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Armed Forces Entertainment.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's a DOD agency that, uh, sets up concerts for military overseas.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, Tim, I think he knows what it is. She was a booking agent.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What was she doing at SwiftCast?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Appears to have been robbing the place.
[Tony laughs, then notices Gibbs' stare]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You mean why was she robbing the place.
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[confronting the villain]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [imitating "Dragnet"] "Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent..." which is something you're not.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Then let's flip for it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Last time we flipped, you used a trick coin.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We'll use your coin.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Fine!
[McGee goes to his desk. DiNozzo and Ziva start to leave]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I flip. you call it in the air. If you touch me, I automatically win and...
[Notices they're already leaving]
Ziva David : Sorry McGee.
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Navy Comm Sarah Resnik : [sneezes] I'm sorry. I'm allergic to perfume. You're wearing quite a bit.
Ziva David : I'm not wearing any.
[pause they both look at DiNozzo]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't have any hot water.
[DiNozzo clears his throat]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And it's not perfume. It's eau de cologne.
[Resnik and Ziva both give him the same look]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Noted.
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Abby Sciuto : Latent fingerprints from the suspect in the park?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [lays down a plastic bag] Check.
Abby Sciuto : Fingerprint cards from local LEO's matching the suspect's description?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [drops a heavy box on Abby's table] Check.
Abby Sciuto : Lemons?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Did she say lemons?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I hope not.
[holds up his finger]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Paper cut.
Abby Sciuto : Well, we can't start without the lemons.
Ziva David : [runs in with a bag of] Lemons, check! Though I still do not understand.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Are we making cocktails?
[Abby arranges the lemons in a wired apparatus]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Now I'm the one flashing back to the fourth grade. Mrs. Johnson's science fair.
[With her improvised battery pack, Abby turns on her music again]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, lemons! How could I miss that?
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[finding the murder victim's secret hideout]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Wow... this is like the TARDIS.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : TARD-what?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's the contraption that Doctor Who travels through time in... never mind.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "Doctor Who"? Who watches that? This is more like "Lord of War", Nick Cage movie from a few years back, packed with guns.
[with accent]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "You have the gun that Rambo use?" Good movie.
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[McGee is working in MTAC - the only room left in the building that has power]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey, need any help?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No, I do not.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You sure? I mean, technology's not my thing, but maybe I could be your techno wing man.
[McGee points his remote control at Tony and clicks it]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Do you know what that means?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It means that I've got it covered. So I want you to go do whatever it is that you were doing. What exactly are you doing again?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [holds up his finger, with a Band-Aid] I was hand-filing evidence custody documents from the crime scene.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah, have fun with that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I hope you blow a fuse. Generator can't last forever. Then you'll be in the dark with the rest of us.
[McGee points the remote at him again, and clicks several times]
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[at the conclusion of the case]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : High-tech case... low-tech ass-kicking!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah, kind of ironic.