The Cleveland Show (TV Series)
Field of Streams (2010)
Will Forte: Principal Wally Farquhare
Quotes
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Cleveland Brown : Hey, Wally, this school needs a baseball team.
Principal Wally Farquhare : Can't afford it. Not with the popularity of the math club and the Fluffers, my a cappella singing group.
Cleveland Brown : What if I could raise the money before the season starts?
Principal Wally Farquhare : Why not? I'd love to see you raise five grand in a week.
Cleveland Brown : Thank you.
Principal Wally Farquhare : I meant that sarcastically.
Cleveland Brown : Oh, well, then screw you.
Principal Wally Farquhare : Thank you.
Cleveland Brown : What?
Principal Wally Farquhare : You said "screw me." I take that to mean you're attracted to me.
Cleveland Brown : I'm gonna walk away now. Bye-bye.
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Principal Wally Farquhare : [to Cleveland Jr] Go back to your dad, you chubby loser.
Cleveland Brown : Nobody calls my fat son a chubby loser.
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Cleveland Brown Jr. : Someone stole my dad's jersey.
Principal Wally Farquhare : Not just someone.
[holds a tape]
Principal Wally Farquhare : This security footage should answer all your questions unless your questions are of a sexual nature in which case, you should talk to your parents or a priest.