Mass Effect 2 (2010 Video Game)

D.C. Douglas: Legion, Crewman Hawthorne, Unit 431, Vij, Feral Hunter, Fired Miner, Krogan Guard, Merc Radio Chatter, Nakmor Warrior

Quotes 

• Commander Shepard : Would you like to talk about what happened with Tali?

  Legion : Unnecessary. Creator Tali'Zorah was afraid of us. Shepard-Commander is afraid of us. We understand. Organics do not choose to fear us. It is a function of your hardware.

  Commander Shepard : True. But I should be above that. I'm saying that I regret what happened. I have no reason to distrust you. You've been perfectly loyal to us all along.

  Legion : Our analysis of organic humor suggests an 87.3% chance that you expect us to respond with, "You are only human."

• Legion : We do not comprehend the organic fascination of self-poisoning, auditory damage and sexually transmitted disease.

• [If you bring Legion on Tali's loyalty mission] 

  Captain Kar'danna : Get that damn thing off my ship before you start an incident that makes the Ascension Project fiasco with Cerberus look like a slow day on garbage detail!

  Commander Shepard : When I take Tali aboard Council stations, the customs guys sometimes call her "that thing." This thing is named Legion.

  Captain Kar'danna : How about you step aside and we call it scrap metal?

  Legion : Our exterior shell is 72% polymer.

• Commander Shepard : You're awfully anxious to get Samara out of your district.

  Detective Anaya : My bosses want me to detain her. They're worried she'll cause some kind of cross-species incident. But her Justicar Code won't let her be taken into custody. If I try it, she'll have to kill me. I have no interest in dying, so if you lure her away with some big noble cause before I have to carry out my orders, I'm thrilled to help you.

  Commander Shepard : Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.

  Legion : Shepard-Commander orders us to statistically probable death an average of 2.73 instances per day. Rounded down.

• Commander Shepard : What's your opinion of this? The drugs, I mean.

  Legion : These substances enhance short-term performance at the expense of long-term platform survivability. It is fundamentally similar to "over-clocking" geth hardware. We do so whenever necessary. However, should our platform be damaged by overclocking, we can be repaired. Why an organic would choose this is puzzling.

• Commander Shepard : My name is Shepard, and I'm here to get you off this ship.

  Jack : I'm not going anywhere with you. You're Cerberus.

  Commander Shepard : I'm offering to be your friend. You don't want to be my enemy.

  Legion : There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.

  Jack : You show up in a Cerberus frigate to take me away somewhere? You think I'm stupid?

  Commander Shepard : This ship is going down in flames. I've got the *only* way out. I'm offering to take you with me, and you're arguing!

  Legion : Reccommend Subject-Jack be disabled and transported aboard as cargo.

• [while watching a prisoner be tortured during an interrogation] 

  Legion : This subject will invent fiction it believes the interrogator desires. Data acquired will be invalid.

• Commander Shepard : It's been awhile since I've passed through here. Security seems to have tightened a bit

  C-Sec Customs : After the Geth attack, there was a review of security protocol. A few minor changes were made to reduce the risk of Geth infiltration. We apologize for the inconvenience.

  Legion : Geth do not infiltrate.

  C-Sec Customs : You should leave your personal synthetic assistant at home. They're not allowed on public shuttles any more.

  Legion : Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.

• Commander Shepard : It looks like this place has recovered from Sovereign's attack.

  Avina : Repair of the damage from the geth attack is ongoing. There is still extensive damage on Tayseri Ward.

  Commander Shepard : Geth? It was Sovereign who led the attack. A Reaper.

  Avina : I have no information on a "Reaper." References to this term exist in some para-historical theories on galactic extinction cycles.

  Legion : Social engineering. The Council blames the geth. Repeat the lie enough, they will not worry about the Reapers.

• Commander Shepard : Are you part of Pitne For's trade group?

  Niftu Cal : When I was mortal, I worked for Pitne. The poor soul is probably terrified that I have not returned.

  Legion : Pitne For has not reported your absence. His goal was departure. Pitne For places greater value on material goods than companions.

  Niftu Cal : I shall toss Wasea about like a rag doll!

  Legion : His operating system is unstable. He will fail.

• [about the Citadel] 

  Legion : This is not unlike our stations. Far more inefficient. Your organic shells require more space. Information propagation is slow. Many voices speak at once. We do not understand how it functions without consensus. Perhaps study of other hive species will illuminate. Beginning extranet search protocols.

• [ambient dialogue after Shepard obtains better food for the Normandy] 

  Crewman Hawthorne : Rupert! There's something different with tonight's meal. Seems like you put in more food and less ass.

  Mess Sergeant Rupert Gardner : Yeah, yeah, keep talkin'.