Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

The Bully Code/Finding Mary McGuffin (2009)

Maulik Pancholy: Baljeet Tjinder

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Quotes 

• Buford : I am your humble servant.

  [hands him a card] 

  Buford : It's the Bully Code. I live my life by it.

  Baljeet : [reading the card]  If a nerd should save a bully's life, the bully is the nerd's slave for life. Should is misspelled.

  Buford : Duh! It was written by bullies.

  Baljeet : That is very nice, but I do not want a slave.

  Buford : Too bad. You got one.

• Buford : [trying to get away]  You are following me!

  Baljeet : At a respectable distance, little master.

• Buford : I washed all your dust-jackets and dusted all your cold knick-knacks.

  Baljeet : [seeing the bookshelf]  Those are not knick-knacks. Those are food and should be in the refrigerator!

  Buford : Awww. I've disappointed you, little master. I will strive to do better.

  Baljeet : Do not strive for anything and I am not your little master!

• Baljeet : [about Buford]  He is driving me crazy! You've got to help me!

  Phineas : Okay, okay. We just have to get Buford to save your life and you'll be even.