- Frank Reynolds: I'm the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then I start eatin' garbage! And then I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head.
- Da' Maniac: I love you guys, man. You know, you remind me of my kids.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh, you got kids, Maniac?
- Da' Maniac: [long pause] Nah. Not anymore.
- [walks away distraught]
- Dennis Reynolds: What does that mean?
- Charlie Kelly: We got a problem. What is he- what is he talking about with his kids?
- Dennis Reynolds: Did he kill his kids?
- Artemis: Hey, did he send you any dick pics? 'Cause it could be a mess down there.
- Dee Reynolds: Okay, for the love of God, please don't ask him about his dick.
- Artemis: Okay, have it your way. I'll figure it out soon enough.
- [after their "Birds of War" performance]
- Dennis Reynolds: They are not responding to the pageantry at all.
- Mac: The second verse is completely ridiculous.
- Dennis Reynolds: The second verse is necessary to clarify what we are!
- Charlie Kelly: We're mic'd. We're mic'd, our microphones are on.
- Dennis Reynolds: That is Hulk Hogan's signature look. Blond chinese hair and skin of a hotdog. It's awesome!
- Charlie Kelly: What are you getting, an autograph? No, we're good, man. That's alright.
- Dennis Reynolds: We don't need an autograph, man. We were actually here for a different...
- Da' Maniac: [hands Charlie a piece of paper] God bless you, man. You have a good time, you know, whale away...
- Charlie Kelly: This is a parking ticket.
- Da' Maniac: Loud noises make the squirrels go in my head, and... and I don't fight in the ring anymore, but I still fight with the demons in Da' Maniac's head.