Being Human (TV Series)

Educating Creature (2010)

Russell Tovey: George Sands

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Quotes 

• George : Lists solve everything. You put the thing on a list, you do the thing, and then you tick it off, and in that way order is achieved and the world... becomes... a better place.

• George : I got cocky, didn't I? I thought I could put the wolf to sleep, like it would be that easy.

  Mitchell : Come on. We don't know that this is anything to do with that.

  George : Yes, we do. It's like I can feel him pacing in his cage up here, and he feels cheated. He feels aggrieved because I didn't let him out. I didn't let him rage and he wants to rage so very much.

• George : This whole time, I haven't really wanted to think about what happens to me during my hairy times. But as of now, I'm facing it. So. What happens to me?

  Mitchell : You turn into a werewolf.

  George : Uh uh. Uh huh. Yeah. And what's a werewolf?

  Mitchell : A big scary animal.

  George : Exactamundo, Mitchell! The key word is animal. And what do you do with a big scary animal? You put it in a cage. Thus, I am going to buy a cage. See, and this is on my list. "Buy a cage".

  Mitchell : Yeah, a very strong cage.

• George : Tell me, is there anybody left in Bristol who can have a shag without being tied up first?

• Sykes : Thanks for all your help, George.

  George : Oh, no, that's, um... That's fine. I'll, uh... I'll just throw ALL OF THIS IN THE BIN, THEN, SHALL I?

  [George storms off] 

  Annie : [calling after]  Wow! Clearly somebody's been watching a bit too much Gordon Ramsey!

• Pablo : [learning English as a second language]  What is "F-word?"

  George : Uh... wha... I don't think this is exactly covered on the lesson plan, so we'll skip over that one.

  Pablo : Then, why the not say "fuck?"

• George : I mean, I speak a ridiculous amount of languages. I have an IQ of a hundred and fifty-six, for gods sake. Surely I can get a job that doesn't insult my intelligence. Um, no offense.

  Mitchell : Yeah, well, those thickies at the hospital are really gonna miss you, man.

• George Sands : There must be some other reason for chatting you up, like access to drugs.

  Mitchell : She's a doctor! She can steal her own drugs.