- Nick Tortelli: What is the most disgusting thing I can eat in my next commercial?
- Annie Tortelli: Ribs.
- Nick Tortelli: Ribs? What's so disgusting about me eating ribs?
- Annie Tortelli: Obviously you've never seen yourself eat them.
- Charlotte Cooper: Nick, I really think you're going too far. Eating bugs and lizards, where will it end?
- Loretta Tortelli: Yeah, Nicky, soon you'll be eating dogs and cats, elephants and cars, trees and clouds, whole shopping malls! That can't possibly be good for you!