- [knock on door, Matt opens to find J.D. and Joe McCoy at the door]
- J.D. McCoy: Hi Matt.
- Joe McCoy: Our condolences. On behalf of the boosters...
- Matt Saracen: You serious?
- [Matt shuts the door in the McCoys' faces]
- J.D. McCoy: 'Sup, Cafferty?
- Luke Cafferty: I'm running, man.
- J.D. McCoy: I think he's mad that I'm co-conference player of the week.
- Luke Cafferty: Yeah, that's what I'm pissed about.
- J.D. McCoy: You see this right here? Look. Hey, Luke. That's me, that's J.D. McCoy right there. But I'm sharing it with this guy. I don't know who this guy is. What's his name, Vince Howard? Do you know a guy by that name?
- Luke Cafferty: Yeah, come to think of it, I do recall spending a couple of hours in jail with someone by that name. I don't know how I got there, considering my friends were with me at the time. Kevin and what did you say your name was, J.D. McDick?
- J.D. McCoy: Oh come on man. Look, the cops were there, okay? We took off. I'm sorry.
- Luke Cafferty: You're a jackass, dude.