The Office (TV Series)
Koi Pond (2009)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : I'm not usually the butt of the joke. I'm usually the face of the joke.
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Michael Scott : Why would you date an amateur when you could date a professional?
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Michael Scott : [Deleted scene. Kids see Michael pretending to hang from a noose] Kids, just remember. Suicide is never the answer. All right?
[in talking head]
Michael Scott : Why is Christmas the only holiday that can have a message?
[to kids]
Michael Scott : It is the easy way out. You are not alone.
Darryl Philbin : What the hell is wrong with you?
Michael Scott : [beat] Who wants candy?
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Michael Scott : Okay, this is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots that had put a fish tank in the ground with no cover and no railing.
Angela Martin : So you fell in.
Michael Scott : No! Maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in.
Angela Martin : So a child had fallen in?
Michael Scott : Not yet!
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Michael Scott : I also have fallen into the fountain at the Steamtown mall.
Toby Flenderson : You fell into a second fountain?
[trying to suppress laughter]
Toby Flenderson : Can you kick me out of the meeting now?
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Erin Hannon : David Wallace called.
Michael Scott : Oh, he did? What did he say?
Erin Hannon : He heard you made a big splash at the meeting.