The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
Haunted (2009)
Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore
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Quotes
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Vicki Donovan : Why did you do it?
Damon Salvatore : I was... bored.
Vicki Donovan : You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon Salvatore : It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.
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Elena Gilbert : Is Stefan here?
Damon Salvatore : Yep.
Elena Gilbert : Where is he?
Damon Salvatore : And good morning to you, little Miss I'm-On-A-Mission.
Elena Gilbert : How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you've done?
Damon Salvatore : And how you can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?
Elena Gilbert : If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon Salvatore : Yes, you would.
Elena Gilbert : But I'm not dead.
Damon Salvatore : Yet.
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Tyler Lockwood : Screw you, dude.
Damon Salvatore : Dude? Really? Dude?
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Elena Gilbert : [about Jeremy] Can you make him forget?
Stefan Salvatore : Elena...
Elena Gilbert : Stefan, please. I don't know how he'll ever get past this. I just want him to forget everything that happened.
Stefan Salvatore : If I did it, there's no guarantee that it would work... because of who I am, because of how I live. I don't have the ability to do it right.
Damon Salvatore : I can do it. If this is what you want. I'll do it.
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Damon Salvatore : Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.
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Damon Salvatore : Snatch, eat, erase.
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Damon Salvatore : [to Elena when she discovers the body of Vicki] You confuse me for someone with remorse.
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Stefan Salvatore : [handing mug of animal blood to the new vampire] Here.
Vicki Donovan : What is it?
Stefan Salvatore : It's what you're craving.
Damon Salvatore : [smirks] Don't lie to the girl. It's so not what you're craving, but it will do in a pinch. Right, Stef?
Vicki Donovan : What is it?
Damon Salvatore : Yeah, what is it? Is it skunk? St. Bernard? Bambi?
Stefan Salvatore : [to Vicki] Go on, give it a try.
Damon Salvatore : She's new. She needs people blood.
[with disdain:]
Damon Salvatore : She can't sustain on that stuff.
Vicki Donovan : Mm, yeah, why can't I have people blood?
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Stefan Salvatore : [as Damon escorts Vicki out the house] What are you doing?
Damon Salvatore : She's been cooped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.
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Damon Salvatore : Come on, Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.