The White Lotus (TV Series)
Ciao (2022)
Will Sharpe: Ethan Spiller
Quotes
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Ethan Spiller : I mean, yeah, they kind of live in a bubble, but... they're fun, right?
Harper Spiller : They don't vote, Ethan.
Ethan Spiller : I know. What the fuck? They don't read the news.
Harper Spiller : They don't read. It's like, what do they even talk about? Is that what happens when you're rich for too long, your brain just atrophies?
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Ethan Spiller : It's good to have, you know, diverse friends, I guess.
Harper Spiller : Yeah, I think we're their diverse friends. Their White-passing diverse friends.
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Harper Spiller : Also, they're so touchy-feely. Right? Like, do you notice that? It feels performative. Like, who does that?
Ethan Spiller : Happily married couples?
Harper Spiller : Couples that have been married for five years? No way. It feels fake.
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Cameron Sullivan : Why? Why can't you sleep?
Daphne Sullivan : Just, like work stuff?
Harper Spiller : Yeah, but also just... I don't know, just everything that's going on... in the world.
Daphne Sullivan : What do you mean? What's going on?
Harper Spiller : Oh, I don't know. Just, like, the end of the world.
Daphne Sullivan : Oh. No, Harper!
Cameron Sullivan : Oh, come on!
Daphne Sullivan : The world's not ending, it's not that bad. Honestly, Cam and I don't even watch the news anymore.
Cameron Sullivan : Yeah.
Ethan Spiller : You don't follow the news?
Daphne Sullivan : No.
Ethan Spiller : What?
Cameron Sullivan : Like, I'm just so over the whole news cycle, you know? It's... it's like, gimme a break.
Daphne Sullivan : They're just trying to freak everybody out.
Cameron Sullivan : Yeah. They're just polarizing society by making us glued to their apocalyptic soap opera, you know? It's like...
Daphne Sullivan : Yeah. And even if it was as bad as they say it is, I mean what can you really do, you know?
Cameron Sullivan : Right.
Daphne Sullivan : We vote, we donate money. You can't obsess.
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Ethan Spiller : Hey, what is with these head things? We keep seeing them everywhere.
Rocco : Testa di Moro.
Ethan Spiller : Testa di Moro?
Rocco : Yeah. Well, the story is a Moor came here a long time ago and seduced a local girl. But then she found out that he had a wife and children back home. So, because he lied to her, she cut his head off.
Ethan Spiller : Oh.
Cameron Sullivan : Jesus.
Ethan Spiller : So if you put one of those outside of your house, what are you saying?
Cameron Sullivan : If you come into my house, don't fuck my wife.
Daphne Sullivan : It's a warning to husbands, babe. Screw around and you'll end up buried in the garden.
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Ethan Spiller : So much content now. It's like there's billions of shows, everyone's trying to keep up. It's kinda suffocating, honestly. Yeah.
Harper Spiller : Too much. It's too much. It's like we're all entertaining each other while the world burns, right?
Ethan Spiller : We're all just zombies, you know, like...
Harper Spiller : Hmm.
Daphne Sullivan : I love a binge.
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Ethan Spiller : Look, Cameron is the kinda guy who, if you can put up with him for five minutes, you can put up with him forever. He is consistent.
Harper Spiller : A consistent douche?
Ethan Spiller : Yeah. He's crazy, it's funny.
Harper Spiller : Was he like that in college?
Ethan Spiller : Way worse.
Harper Spiller : Why were you even friends with him?
Ethan Spiller : We weren't friends, we were roommates. And then, you know how it is. You kind of become friends, and now we're friends.