"The Simpsons" The Great Wife Hope (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Sideshow Mel, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Krusty the Clown, Barney Gumble, Hans Moleman, Additional Voices

Quotes 

  • Bart Simpson : Dad loves Ultimate Punching more than I do. Tell her, dad.

    Homer Simpson : [Flatly]  Ultimate Punching is immoral and dangerous. Many studies confirm what your mom just said.

    Bart Simpson : Wait a minute.

    [Sniffs Homer's breath] 

    Bart Simpson : Chocolate, frosting, cherry... She got to you! With a piece of Bavarian chocolate cake!

    Homer Simpson : [Crying]  It wasn't just a piece, it was the whole cake! Frosting like snow, on the eaves of a Bavarian castle!

    Bart Simpson : At least you didn't come cheap.

    Homer Simpson : I couldn't help it! She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!

  • Homer Simpson : Marge, of all the crazy things I've done, this is the craziest, and you're doing it!

  • Lisa Simpson : This goes against every feminist bone in my body, but dad, can't you control your woman?

    Homer Simpson : How could I? I have nothing to withhold.

  • Lisa Simpson : Mom, there has to be another way.

    Homer Simpson : [Dressed as Marge]  There certainly is. Marge Simpson reporting for duty.

    [Imitates Marge's irritated murmur] 

    Lisa Simpson : Dad, there is no way anyone is going to fall for that.

    Moe Szyslak : Well, Marge, ready to come with me to my high school reunion?

    Homer Simpson : Moe, there's something I need to tell you. It's really me, Homer.

    Moe Szyslak : Yeah, but last year I took Barney dressed as Marge. Think how much better you'll look.

    Homer Simpson : All right. But you'd better not leave me alone to talk to your friends.

    Moe Szyslak : Hey, you keep talking like that and I'll leave you here right now.

  • Bart Simpson : Sir, could you please sign my program with a swear word?

    Homer Simpson : Yes, and make it filthy but obscure, with a subtle scatological undertone.

    Chuck Liddell : That'll be fifty bucks.

    Homer Simpson : Pay the man, boy.

  • Homer Simpson : There's no violence like self-inflicted violence.

See also

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