The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Great Wife Hope (2009)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Sideshow Mel, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Krusty the Clown, Barney Gumble, Hans Moleman, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : Dad loves Ultimate Punching more than I do. Tell her, dad.
Homer Simpson : [Flatly] Ultimate Punching is immoral and dangerous. Many studies confirm what your mom just said.
Bart Simpson : Wait a minute.
[Sniffs Homer's breath]
Bart Simpson : Chocolate, frosting, cherry... She got to you! With a piece of Bavarian chocolate cake!
Homer Simpson : [Crying] It wasn't just a piece, it was the whole cake! Frosting like snow, on the eaves of a Bavarian castle!
Bart Simpson : At least you didn't come cheap.
Homer Simpson : I couldn't help it! She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!
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Homer Simpson : Marge, of all the crazy things I've done, this is the craziest, and you're doing it!
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Lisa Simpson : This goes against every feminist bone in my body, but dad, can't you control your woman?
Homer Simpson : How could I? I have nothing to withhold.
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Lisa Simpson : Mom, there has to be another way.
Homer Simpson : [Dressed as Marge] There certainly is. Marge Simpson reporting for duty.
[Imitates Marge's irritated murmur]
Lisa Simpson : Dad, there is no way anyone is going to fall for that.
Moe Szyslak : Well, Marge, ready to come with me to my high school reunion?
Homer Simpson : Moe, there's something I need to tell you. It's really me, Homer.
Moe Szyslak : Yeah, but last year I took Barney dressed as Marge. Think how much better you'll look.
Homer Simpson : All right. But you'd better not leave me alone to talk to your friends.
Moe Szyslak : Hey, you keep talking like that and I'll leave you here right now.
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Bart Simpson : Sir, could you please sign my program with a swear word?
Homer Simpson : Yes, and make it filthy but obscure, with a subtle scatological undertone.
Chuck Liddell : That'll be fifty bucks.
Homer Simpson : Pay the man, boy.
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Homer Simpson : There's no violence like self-inflicted violence.