- Nick Blackburn: [watching the Lovewell twins dance seductively with each other] I feel like they're gonna kiss.
- Jessica: I don't want to see it, but I can't look away.
- Nick Blackburn: Call research and see how incest plays in the Midwest.
- Alan: Twincest.
- Nick Blackburn: Hey, is ballet boring?
- Alan: I love the ballet.
- Nick Blackburn: All right, name one ballet dancer.
- Jessica: Natalie Portman's husband.
- Nick Blackburn: What's his name?
- [Alan and Jessica look away]
- Nick Blackburn: Okay.
- Nick Blackburn: Alan! Alan, that that is too much hand sanitizer! Do I need to reach in and flip a breech baby later? Is that on the prep schedule?