Community (TV Series)
Advanced Criminal Law (2009)
Ken Jeong: Ben Chang
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Quotes
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Senor Chang : Silencio, por favor. Starburns! That means you.
Star-Burns : My name's Alex, dude.
Senor Chang : Well then maybe you should spend five hours every morning carving *that* into your face.
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Senor Chang : Who did it,huh?
[Looks at Annie]
Senor Chang : Mary Ann.
[Looks at Pierce]
Senor Chang : Grandpa.
[Looks at Shirley]
Senor Chang : Jackée.
[Looks at Abed]
Senor Chang : Kumar.
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Ben Chang : She confessed!
Jeff Winger : She confessed to protect her classmates, because you were threatening to flunk everyone!
Professor Ian Duncan : You did what?
Ben Chang : Oh, shut your pompous vortex of overlapping fangs!
Professor Ian Duncan : Hey, British dentistry is not on trial!
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Senor Chang : [scene set in the men's community shower] Man, don't turn your back on me.
Dr. Ian Duncan : It is on like donkey kong! Have you got a problem with me?
Senor Chang : I don't like the fact that you're walking around here like you're better than me in front of my students.
Dr. Ian Duncan : I'm sorry. Do you mind if we have this conversation in a room with less balls?
[nods in the direction of a middle-aged student showering]
Dr. Ian Duncan : You're very confident, I'll say that.
Senor Chang : But you shouldn't be.