Bones (TV Series)
The Gamer in the Grease (2009)
T.J. Thyne: Jack Hodgins
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Quotes
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : [Referring to his tattoo] I didn't do it.
Angela Montenegro : Wait a minute - my dad?
[Hodgins chuckles]
Angela Montenegro : My father did that to you.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Let's just say, I think he was trying to prove a point.
Angela Montenegro : I am *so* going to kick his Texan bad ass! You - you need to get that removed.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Why?
Angela Montenegro : Because we are not together anymore. And I-I don't want you sweating all over my face. And I-I , you -you need to get that lasered.
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : [Excited] Who wants to know about peacock poop?
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Colin Fisher : You and your particulates always ruining the day for me.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Okay, look, I'm going to go relieve Sweets. Just -if anyone asks, tell them I'm defligisterizing tachymosis franklangellum.
[Hodgins leaves]
Colin Fisher : Is that a *real* thing or are you trying to be funny?... Cause that didn't sound real - at all.
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Angela Montenegro : You boys are not allowed to watch movies on my monitor.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Angela, this is *so* much more than a movie.
Dr. Lance Sweets : Yeah. I mean, we're sorry but this screen is so *big*.
Colin Fisher : You get porn on this thing?
Angela Montenegro : Get out! OUT!
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : Guess you realize that being this excited about a sci fi movie will drastically cut down the number of women who will sleep with us.
Colin Fisher : Oh, I'm into the high double digits, sex-wise. So, not worried.
Dr. Lance Sweets : You're closing in on - a hundred?
Colin Fisher : Mm-hmm.
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Dr. Camille Saroyan : Please tell me these all crawled into the dumpster after the oil was removed from the restaurant.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : No. Insects had antimortem burns which means they flew into the oil while it was cooking.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : So easy to diet around here.
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Dr. Lance Sweets : [On his cellphone] I - where are you guys? I need backup.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : You told me to get lost. So now I have to test the tensile strength of...
Dr. Lance Sweets : Just, please! I need to be released. Relieved - please.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Yeah. Sorry doctor. Oh, and uh, save me a meat tart. Bye now.
[Hodgins hangs up]
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : [to Sweets] Quality of the experience. It's much more important than the quantity.