The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
What Goes Around/Mask of the Raccoon (2009)
James Patrick Stuart: Private, Doorman, Joey
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Quotes
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Private : You're a dirty, dirty liar! And your pants are on fire!
Rico : Whoa!
Private : And - and you go jump up and touch a telephone wire! That's what a dirty liar you are!
Skipper : Stand down, Private. We'll take it from here.
Archie : Thanks. Some of those things he said were really hurtful.
Skipper : Mister, you're just entering a world of hurt! Kowalski, hurt options.
Kowalski : The Vulcan towel snap?
Skipper : Possibly. Go on.
Kowalski : The Spanish wet willie?
Skipper : Intriguing.
Kowalski : The Croatian purple nurple?
Skipper : Bingo! Gentlemen, we have a winner. Rico, do the honors.
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Skipper : Ah, closing time. Are there two sweeter words known to man or beast?
Private : Puppy love?
Rico : Ka... boom?
Kowalski : Plutonium-fueled-DNA-mutating-abomination-monster maker.
Rico : Huh?
Kowalski : The first word's hypenated.
Skipper : Yeah, yeah, all good. But the words I was thinking of were...
Little Girl : My dolly!
Private : [snickering] Skipper?
Skipper : That wasn't me! That was...
Little Girl : I lost my dolly!
Skipper : Hot-molded plastic! Dolly down! Rescue operation is a go, go, go!
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Archie : [French accent] Oh, Skipper, mon ami! What a pleasant surprise...
Skipper : Don't mon ami me! You took advantage of our good nature!
Kowalski : Not to mention all the citizens of the zoo.
Archie : [Drops accent] Look, it's not what you think...
Private : Even your charming French accent... was a lie! How could you?
Archie : Yeah, about that. Well, you see... Look out! Leopard seal!
Skipper : Hit the dirt!
[the penguins duck, as Archie runs away]
Skipper : Blast! He duped us.
Kowalski : And we fell for it like a couple of first-year hatchlings.