NCIS: Los Angeles (TV Series)

Keepin' It Real (2009)

Linda Hunt: Hetty Lange

Quotes 

• NCIS Special Agent G. Callen : You cannot use the word "connundrum" before 9:30, Hetty.

  Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : [Checking her watch]  9:31 which means Mr. Callen, you're late. And so are you Mr. Hanna.

• NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye : Have you met her yet?

  Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : I have not yet met Agent Giordano. But I am under the impression from multiple sources... that you can take her.

• NCIS Special Agent G. Callen : And we're investigating because...?

  NCIS Special Agent Dominic Vail : Valdivia's family is tight with their congress man.

  Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : The congress man calls Sec Nav. Sec Nav calls the Commandant of the Marine Corps who calls Director Vance. It's the proverbial Pentagon shuffle.

• Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Take her out to dinner, after the case is over.

  NCIS Special Agent G. Callen : Agent Giordano?

  Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Mmhmm. Then take Sam out the next night. You know how he gets.

• Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Uh, while congratulations are in order. There is one small loose end.

  NCIS Special Agent G. Callen : The money.

  Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : The money... Today, Mr. Callen. Strangely the Treasury wants its money back.

• NCIS Special Agent G. Callen : I thought Canadians were all supposed to be happy.

  Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Never mistake politeness for contentment.