The Three Musketeers (2011)

Ray Stevenson: Porthos

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• Richelieu : Well-played. I could use men like you.

  [Richelieu holds out his hand; Aramis takes it to kiss it, then stops] 

  Aramis : Ehh... I already have a job.

  Athos : I'm a drunk.

  Porthos : I'm independently wealthy.

  D'Artagnan : Thanks, but no.

  Richelieu : The day will come when you'll wish you had said "yes".

  D'Artagnan : Maybe. But not today.

• Porthos : You're reckless, arrogant, impetuous, probably be dead by sundown, but I like you, lad.

• Porthos : Planchet, what are you?

  Planchet : Complete and utter waste of space, sir.

  Porthos : And?

  Planchet : As much use as a fart in a bottle, sir.

  Porthos : Right.

  Planchet : In short, sir, a total tit, sir, but I can't work bleeding miracles!

• Aramis : I know Athos may seem cold and unfeeling, but...

  Porthos : He really is cold and unfeeling.