Shark Tank (TV Series)

Episode #1.6 (2009)

Kevin O'Leary: Self - Shark

Quotes 

• Kevin O'Leary : The truth is, you're a nothingburger in this market. Nothing. You have nothing. And $125,000 isn't going to get you anything. You need huge marketing dollars to make that brand even mean anything. That's the problem; you know that! You know what I think? I think you know you're dead. This is over. Now you came here to hear the truth, I just gave it to you, but I cannot put my money in harm's way here. There is no hope. You're going to zero with this. I'm out.

• Kevin O'Leary : If you say you worked in Venture Capital, then you know that my job is to squeeze your head like a teenage pimple right now.

• Robert Herjavec : Look, I'm not saying you told her the wrong thing. What I'm saying to you...

  Kevin O'Leary : You're saying my style? You don't like my style of telling the truth? I don't like to waste words.

  Robert Herjavec : Come on, that woman put her life into this for 3 years, you can see that...

  Kevin O'Leary : Robert! So what? This is business! Life is hard and then you die! Get over it!

  Robert Herjavec : Well, maybe in your world.

  Kevin O'Leary : In my world? In everybody's world.

• Barbara Corcoran : Heath, I have to tell you, I can't look at you without picturing you in a pig costume.

  Kevin O'Leary : The mascot?

  [Robert starts cracking up] 

  Barbara Corcoran : You're a very handsome man; I'm not saying you look like a pig, I'm just saying...

  Robert Herjavec : Oh, I thought that's what you were saying!

  Barbara Corcoran : No, I'm saying you would look adorable as a real life mascot!

  Heath Hall - Entrepreneur : I guess I'll take that as a compliment.

  Robert Herjavec : Only a politician would take that as a compliment!