- [the Blue Team is talking about its tank]
- Tucker: You know what? Forget what I said before. We can *definitely* pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three chicks apiece.
- Church: Oh man, listen to you. What are you going to do with two chicks?
- Tucker: Church, women are like Voltron. The more you can hook up, the better it gets.
- Donut: Private Donut reporting for duty, sir. I'm ready to fight some aliens.
- Grif: Couple things here, rookie. First off, private Donut? I think somebody needs a new nickname. Secondly, what's with the armor color?
- Donut: This *is* the standard issue red.
- Grif: Yeah, I know. Listen. Only two kinds of people wear standard issue armor: officers and recruits. And since you're not threatening to gut me like a fish, you're probably not an officer.
- [the Blue Team is talking about its tank]
- Church: You know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing.
- Caboose: So I say to the guy, How're you going to get the tank down to the planet? And he goes, I'll just put it on the ship. And I go, if you've got a ship that can carry a tank, why not just put guns on the ship and use it instead?