- Dr. Gregory House: [Lying in bed] Hi dad. Think I've been... focusing on the wrong thing. There were some good times... WILSON! THIS IS STUPID!
- Dr. James Wilson: You see? He really is getting better.
- Dr. Gregory House: [after a patient wakes up during an autopsy] Think the autopsy's going to have to wait a little bit.
- Dr. Gregory House: You had nothing to add, 'cause you were distracted - little devil on your shoulder told you to kill a guy, and now little angel won't shut up, telling you you're going to burn in a lake of fire.
- Dr. Robert Chase: I'm fine!
- Dr. Gregory House: You shouldn't be! Talk to someone. Docs fixed me up in 7 weeks. You're... 10 minutes, tops.
- Dr. Gregory House: Why are you talking to her? You run out of living people? You can talk to me. I'm right here.
- Dr. James Wilson: I miss her. Talking to her makes me feel better. You don't.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Chase] You know what's pathetic is, you haven't gotten help because you want to feel bad. You want to suffer. 'Cause if you feel guilty, then you're not a psychopath. Patient needs some Carbamazepine. Now, I don't care how much that room scares you. You're doing your job.
- Donny: But you didn't find anything life threatening, right?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: You fell 30 feet, you should have died.
- Brian: Think that was the point.
- Dr. James Wilson: [to House] OK, I am not ready to transition from my dead girlfriend's shrine to your... morning glory. I'll have a mattress delivered and set up for you in the tabernacle. I just need it Tuesdays for animal sacrifices... Oh man. Ugh!
- Dr. Robert Chase: I felt like I was going to have a panic attack.
- [Chase sighs]
- Dr. Robert Chase: I've crossed some line, and I'm having trouble getting back to the other side.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Pretend time's been going on long enough.
- Dr. Gregory House: I don't have a medical license. All I can do is pretend.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And I'm going to have payroll send over some pretend checks starting tomorrow.
- Singh: Look, I'm asking you as an adult, to please stop.
- Dr. Gregory House: [House scoffs] Well, that obviously didn't come from her. But fair enough.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [after allegedly dead patient regains consciousness during autopsy] He was briefly conscious, then his systolic dipped below sixty and he was out again.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to team] Differential diagnosis for resurrection - go.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: From now on, I'm going to supervise your practicum requirements.
- Dr. Gregory House: That won't be necessary.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You want to annoy another doctor first? Eventually...
- Dr. Gregory House: It's not necessary because I'm not ready to be a doctor again.