- Ted Rodgers: [from inside his house, shouting] There's no candy here!
- NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: [shouting] NCIS! We don't want candy!
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Speak for yourself, David.
- [shouts]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Open up or we'll send the kids in!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Get to work...
- [hands Ziva her appproved request to become an agent]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Probie.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No costume this year, Abs?
- Abby Sciuto: Oh. After last years Jonas Brothers debacle, Vance banned costumes. McGee in skinny jeans? Didn't work.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Because nobody married to her kills themselves. She's way too attractive for him. The wife did it.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Should we even bother investigating or just go ahead and arrest her?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, I like where you're going McGee.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What would make a Marine unit fall apart?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Lack of discipline.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yep. Or too much.
- NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: [DiNozzo's in the Men's room] Tony. McGee has been here for 6 years. I have been here for 4. I know you're enjoying this, but *we are* agents! So could you *please* stop calling us...
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs exits the Men's room] Problem, probie? You've been an agent all of one week. Your Mossad Liason days are over.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Good memories: ring-n-runs, dine-n-ditch.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Lock-and-load. Got a dead marine.
- [Tosses keys to Ziva]
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: *Agent* David, you're driving.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Gibbs gives everyone a cup] You brought us coffee?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nope.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's apple cider.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yep. Happy Halloween... Break's over. Run it.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Once is a tragedy. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. We're talking about a black ops widow.
- NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: Tony, the first two husbands died in the line of duty. Giving you no reason to suspect she had anything to do with the third one's death.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, I've got...
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [enters] Evidence.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not to speak of, boss.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Then stop speaking.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well now you get to convince a jury of your peers. That would be a jury of tall leggy blonde bombshells. Stand up. You're under arrest for the murder of Lance Corporal James Korby.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, you're not.
- NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: You know, Tony, I've been thinking. And um, I would like to acknowledge my place as a new agent. And your place as...
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Your superior in every way.
- NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: [deep breath] Yes. But for my sanity, could you please stop calling me "probie?"
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I say it with love. And if I refuse?
- NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: You are Senior Field Agent. And I am... entirely at your mercy.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh. As you should be!
- [Ziva gives him a cup of coffee. He sips at it and makes appreciative noises, grinning at her... revealing his teeth have been stained blue]
- Ted Rodgers: Are you accusing me of murder?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, we're just asking, really nicely, if you did it. So, Mr. Rodgers: did you kill your neighbor?
- Abby Sciuto: Okay, it's the results from the substance you and Ducky found in the dead Marine's lungs... odd. Traces of chicken stock, coffee beans, cocoa...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Lunch.
- Abby Sciuto: Yeah, but I didn't find traces of any of this food in his stomach.
- Jimmy Palmer: The nitrogen gas must have carried the particles into the lungs.
- [Gibbs and Abby both look at him]
- Jimmy Palmer: There could have been food residue on the inside of the container the killer used to administer the liquid nitrogen.
- Abby Sciuto: Like a lunchbox?
- Jimmy Palmer: I'm thinking like a thermos. A perfect size, insulated...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It's discreet.
- Abby Sciuto: Palmer, you're a genius. The killer must have used Korby's coffee thermos to poison him. Now I can tell the hazmat team what to look for.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That's great work, Abs.
- [kisses her cheek]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Both of you.
- [head-slaps Palmer]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sergeant Barnes?
- NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: We need to speak to you.
- Sergeant Ross Barnes: [to his buddies] Excuse me.
- [to Tony and Ziva]
- Sergeant Ross Barnes: Can we do this some other time?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Uh, let me check. Ziva?
- NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: No!
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No.