Lord of Asses 14
- Video
- 2009
- 2h 7m
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Self-indulgent junk
There's no disputing Tom Byron's importance in Adult Cinema history, especially his ground-breaking mid-'80s videos starring alongside the icons of that era: Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Traci Lords and so many others. But his evolution into porn tycoon with his own label presents just another no-talent purveyor of worthless footage, on the level of say a James Deen or Manuel Ferrara.
I wasn't surprised when watching this freebie (a DVD tossed into the package when I bought a sizable order of desirable titles) to see that Byron is the sole male performer on screen, servicing five beauties over a running time of 2 hours. He sort of interviews the gals before sticking his dick in their asses, stumped only by the obscure Janet Alfano, a Czech gal resembling Jenna Haze whose English is poor. Fellow Czech Jennifer Dark makes up for this with her lovely accent and great beauty.
But we're left with repetitive, tedious sex scenes, poorly staged with mechanical changes of position and the endless emphasis on anal sex. As generic porn, that is what the presumed casual viewer is tuning in for, and Byron merely provides a minimum daily requirement.
Dana DeArmond evidences none of her remarkable personality and is wearing braces (usually an affectation of jail-bait starlets), an odd touch given that she was going on 30 years old when this was shot. That perhaps is the only detail of note in the entire show.
I wasn't surprised when watching this freebie (a DVD tossed into the package when I bought a sizable order of desirable titles) to see that Byron is the sole male performer on screen, servicing five beauties over a running time of 2 hours. He sort of interviews the gals before sticking his dick in their asses, stumped only by the obscure Janet Alfano, a Czech gal resembling Jenna Haze whose English is poor. Fellow Czech Jennifer Dark makes up for this with her lovely accent and great beauty.
But we're left with repetitive, tedious sex scenes, poorly staged with mechanical changes of position and the endless emphasis on anal sex. As generic porn, that is what the presumed casual viewer is tuning in for, and Byron merely provides a minimum daily requirement.
Dana DeArmond evidences none of her remarkable personality and is wearing braces (usually an affectation of jail-bait starlets), an odd touch given that she was going on 30 years old when this was shot. That perhaps is the only detail of note in the entire show.
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- lor_
- Feb 17, 2018
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