The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
Family Ties (2009)
Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore
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Quotes
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Caroline Forbes : Why don't you sparkle?
Damon Salvatore : Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.
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Damon Salvatore : What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped.
Caroline Forbes : You have to read the first book first, otherwise it won't make sense.
Damon Salvatore : Uh, I miss Anne Rice, she was so on it.
Caroline Forbes : Hey, how come you don't sparkle?
Damon Salvatore : Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.
Caroline Forbes : Yeah, but you go in the sun.
Damon Salvatore : I have a ring, it protects me. It's complicated.
Caroline Forbes : [surveying her wounds in mirror] Will these bites turn me into a vampire?
Damon Salvatore : It's more complicated than that. Now you have to feed on my blood, then die, then feed on human blood. A whole ordeal. This book, by the way, has it all wrong.
Caroline Forbes : [wistfully] You can be very sweet when you want to be.
Damon Salvatore : Yes, I can be sweet.
Caroline Forbes : Are you gonna kill me?
Damon Salvatore : Mm-hmm. But not yet.
Caroline Forbes : Why not?
Damon Salvatore : Because there's something I need you to do for me.
Caroline Forbes : Anything.
Damon Salvatore : How good are you at getting this little nose where it doesn't belong?
Caroline Forbes : Oh, I'm excellent.
[smiles up at him]
Damon Salvatore : Mm.
[kisses her]
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Damon Salvatore : Believe it or not, Stefan, some girls don't need my persuasion. Some girls just can't resist my good looks, my style and my charm, my unflinching ability to listen to... Taylor Swift.
[and then, unexpectedly, stabs Stefan]
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Damon Salvatore : [after Stefan stabbed him through the T-shirt] This is John Varvatos, dude. Dick move.
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Damon Salvatore : [as Caroline tries on dress] No yellow. Jaundice. Go with the blue.
Caroline Forbes : I don't like the blue.
Damon Salvatore : Well, I do. And if I'm gonna be your date...
Caroline Forbes : You cannot be my date. My mother is going to be there, and she is a very proud gun owner.
Damon Salvatore : I went to a lot of trouble to make sure this party wasn't canceled. It's very important I be there.
[intense hypnotic gaze:]
Damon Salvatore : Take me along.
Caroline Forbes : [swayed] You should come to the Founder's Party with me.
Damon Salvatore : Not if you're wearing that dress.
[Caroline gets rid of it with no argument]
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Damon Salvatore : [in front of mirror] It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.
Stefan Salvatore : Yes. Being a 150-year-old teenager has been
[toasts Damon with his drink]
Stefan Salvatore : the height of my happiness.
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Elena Gilbert : Who was in the church that they wanted to save?
Damon Salvatore : A woman, I guess. Doesn't it always come down to the love of a woman?
[smiles]
Elena Gilbert : Look, I'm sorry that... you and Stefan have this thing between you, but I can't get in the middle of it, Damon. I just... I hope you two can work it out.
Damon Salvatore : I hope so too.
[smiles]
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Caroline Forbes : They look so cute together.
Damon Salvatore : Don't talk. Please.
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Stefan Salvatore : Why would you cover your tracks?
Damon Salvatore : I've decided to stay for a while. And I'm having way too much fun with you and Elena.
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Damon Salvatore : You're dead, dude. Get over it.