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Philip Michael Thomas/Joan Embery/Joan Rivers
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
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Johnny Carson
: I saw Joan Rivers backstage; I went home - I thought I was off.
Johnny Carson
: Do you ever wear the Miami Vice look, or anything like that?
Tommy Newsom
: ...This is not it?
Johnny Carson
: Last night, Geraldo Rivera broke into the head of a valley girl and found nothing.
Joan Rivers
: You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
Joan Rivers
: No man has ever put his hand up a woman's dress looking for a library card.
Joan Rivers
: Russia is the only country in the world where men carry rape whistles.
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