- Aziraphale: I bet you're all thinking, "What's that man doing up there, on the stage? Is he here to amaze and befuddle us all with his prestidigitation and jiggery-pokery?"
- Shax: Let me in to see Lord Beelzebub or I will rearrange your vital organs and hang them on the wall. In a frame.
- Shax: You can let me out here.
- Aziraphale: This is in the middle of nowhere.
- Shax: Sounds about right.
- Aziraphale: Well, maybe there is something to be said for.. shades of grey.
- Crowley: Well, shades of... dark grey.
- Aziraphale: Shades of a very light grey, I'd rather fancy.