- Joe Tranelli: [playing a game with his employees] You're on a cold streak, man.
- DaShaun: Ah, these new balloons suck.
- Joe Tranelli: You can't beat me at this. No way.
- DaShaun: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Joe Tranelli: I'll tell you what. You hit it before I do, you don't have to sweep the store for a week.
- DaShaun: That sounds like a bet to me, Mr. T.
- Carlos: Me, too. No sweep.
- Joe Tranelli: Okay. I dont know why I make that bet. There's nothing in it for me.
- Joe Tranelli: Watch the mind's-eye master. Here we go. Line it up. All right.
- [imagining it in his mind's eye, he lets his balloon go, and it hits the target]
- Joe Tranelli: Whoo!
- DaShaun: You got to be kidding me!
- Joe Tranelli: Grab a broom, guys!
- [leaving with Albert]
- Joe Tranelli: See that?
- Albert: Jeez. How'd you do that? Jeez.
- Carlos: [as stunned as DaShaun] That was bullshit.
- Dave: [at an open house he's hosting] Dude, you are killing me! This thing started an hour ago!
- Terry Elliott: I hit some pretty gnarly traffic.
- Dave: Don't you live, like, three miles away?