Beanie Feldstein credited as playing...
- Molly: It's fun your mom thinks we're boning.
- Amy: It isn't you who has to deal with their awkward looks when I say that I'm going to the library with you and I'm actually going to the library with you.
- Molly: We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules.
- Amy: Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs.
- Molly: Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library.
- Amy: Name one person whose life was so much better because they broke a couple of rules.
- Molly: Picasso.
- Amy: He broke art rules. Name a person who broke a real rule.
- Molly: Rosa Parks.
- Amy: Name another one.
- Molly: Susan B. Anthony.
- Amy: God dammit.
- Molly: Gigi, where the fuck you going to school next year?
- Gigi: Don't judge me. It was my fifth choice: Harvard.
- Molly: You guys don't even care about school.
- Triple A: No, we just don't only care about school.
- Molly: Amy, do you know how many girls are gonna be up your vagina next year? Every time I come visit you, you're gonna be scissoring a different girl.
- Amy: Dude, scissoring is not a thing.
- Molly: Don't knock it until you've tried it.
- Amy: It's not a thing.
- Molly: Don't knock it until you've tried it.
- Amy: I'm not knocking it, I'm just saying it isn't a thing.
- Molly: How about you don't knock it until you've tried it?
- Molly: You failed the seventh grade twice.
- Theo: Rule of threes.
- Molly: You can make yourself cum using only your mind? That's like the one thing my mind can't do.
- Triple A: Can you not call me Triple A at college next year?
- Molly: Sure... Annabelle.
- Triple A: Ew, fuck. Not now.
- Amy: Time for us to do what we do best.
- Molly: What's that?
- Amy: Motherfucking homework.
- Molly: Dude, you were so scary.
- Amy: If you were actually a criminal, you'd be the best criminal in Los Angeles.
- Molly: [On Gigi and Jared] They spend every minute together, it's so weird.
- Amy: We spend every minute together.
- Molly: We are equals. Gigi just keeps Jared around for when she needs a liver.
- Molly: We missed out. We didn't go to parties because we wanted to focus on school and get into good colleges.
- Amy: And it worked!
- [Amy shows Molly how to use mace]
- Amy: Mace. Listen, it is very important that you keep the safety...
- [the mace sprays past Molly's face]
- Molly: Oh. Amy!
- [Molly runs out of the room]
- Amy: This wasn't on. Don't touch your eyes!
- [Amy and Molly pop up in the back of Pat's car, using their hair as masks, and scream]
- Pat the Pizza Guy: What the fuck is this?
- Molly: We ask the questions!
- Molly: We are not one-dimensional. We are smart and fun!
- Molly: Malala
- Amy: Whoa
- Molly: I'm calling Malala.
- Amy: Wow. You know you only get,like, one Malala a year?
- Molly: Yeah, I'm calling it. Full support, no questions asked, you are coming with me.
- Molly: Yeah, Amy's spending the summer in Botswana helping women make their own tampons.
- George: That's... gross.
- Amy: Well, blood attracts lions. I'm saving lives.
- Molly: Nobody knows we're fun.
- Molly: This is not a time to celebrate, let's go to a party tonight.
- Amy: Sorry, are you talking about porn?
- Molly: All I'm saying...
- Amy: No.
- Molly: No one will know if you watched one porn one time. Think of it as a documentary. It's just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc.
- Amy: All of those women are European trafficking victims.
- Molly: Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging other people's sexual preferences? 'Cause you fuck a panda every night.
