Jane Douglas: Sure, when it's a video game you enjoy it; but, when I suggest a fortnight-long battle royale here at work, I have to go on a H.R. training course. Do you know what H.R. stands for Mike? Because it's not "homing rockets," let me tell you. And now the finance department won't let me expense my homing rockets. It's a joke is what it is, let me tell you. Roll music.