- Jarod Leary: It's clear you don't like to deal with customers, so...
- Stan: It's clear that there are no customers.
- Jarod Leary: [takes Stan's newspaper and flips to obituaries] Five deaths in the last week. You're telling me all those people could afford a nice funeral?
- Jarod Leary: When a person like that's dealt with, I think it should be applauded, not punished.
- Stan: I couldn't agree with you more.