- Eliot Spencer: That's why I grow my own food.
- Sophie Devereaux: Where do you find the time?
- Eliot Spencer: You MAKE time. I only sleep 90 minutes a day.
- Nathan Ford: I'd give it exactly, uh, two seconds before it becomes a train wreck.
- Eliot Spencer: Hardison, we got a problem.
- Alec Hardison: [Nathan gives him the "see?" shoulder shrug] What kind of problem?
- Eliot Spencer: They're MRI'ing my pizza, and their stance says ex-CIA.
- Alec Hardison: You can tell somebody worked for the CIA just from how they stand?
- Eliot Spencer: It's a very distinctive stance.
- Alec Hardison: This is the vice president of the frozen foods division, Erik Casten. Erik with a "k", Casten with a "c".
- Nathan Ford: How is that relevant?
- Parker: Eric with a "c" - nice and friendly. Erik with a "k" - evil.
- Sophie Devereaux: I didn't know that.
- Parker: Everybody knows that.
- Eliot Spencer: [referring to Nathan] He's fine. We practically had to beg him to come back, all right? He's not drinking, he's on the top of his game. I can't even believe we pulled this one off.
- Sophie Devereaux: Well, that's the problem; he keeps on winning. And every time he wins, he believes a little bit more that he can control... life.
- Eliot Spencer: So I guess he could today.
- Sophie Devereaux: What happens when he loses? The last time he lost, it broke him. He breaks again, I don't think even we could pick up the pieces.
- Creepy Homeless Guy: You know when I said you had pretty hair? I lied.
- Parker: Yeah? Well, I lied when I said you didn't! Wait... dammit!